"Sorry babe, but your dad's the man of house. To keep dating you I have to suck his cock every day" - Elisha Cuthbert
Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise a glass of port to the man and his expeditions.
Elisha Cuthbert
Sir, It is no secret within our club that I do not regard Gussy Herbert of possessing great intelligence or education. However, it must be noted that the medical staff of Saint Thomas' Hospital do learn much from him whenever he returns from overseas with a new and mysteriously-acquired disease.
Charlotte Herbert, Keshia and Rebecca Crow [cross posted from /r/SuicideGirls]