Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
Selene Edith
Sir, Maid Edith has only a hard wooden chair at home. I catch her admiring my soft luxurious furniture. "It do look such comfort to sit upon" she sighs. I offer to show how there is an even better way to enjoy it's softness and luxury against the skin. Edith enjoys this greatly. As do I.
