Sir, This past week has seen the mercury rise to such an extreme, even given the season, that staff were complaining and asking for respite. I implement a scheme that allows my maids to alleviate the effects of heat. It brings a rise of mercury to my own heart to see the grateful smiles of my staff.
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Barbara Corser. Penthouse Pet August 1977
Jane Hargrave. Penthouse Pet July 1975
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Carrie Nelson. Penthouse PotM January 1978
Betsy Harris. Penthouse Pet February 1977
Sir, I note that Christmas preparations start earlier every year. I have already hired extra staff for Yule. With servant quarters most full, I barrack the new staff unto the stables, which I fear may be not to their liking. But their shouts of joy, heard late at night, do surely indicate otherwise.
Alison And Friend
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