Sir, Lady B___ complains that our garden appears low status, demanding classical statues to remedy this. The stonemason quotes such an inflated price that I send him away at once. Maid Nora do then appear to offer drinks to my departing guest, and an idea occurs. She has a most classical figure.
Sir, A hot day. Lady B__ and I travel down to Brighton to take the sea air and waters. Lady B___ finds shopping lanes of greater interest and thus I stroll alone 'pon the beach. I meet a Mermaid with a bathing machine who offers much nautical proficiency for 6d. I do enjoy supporting local trades.
Sir, the Spanish Bullfighters are in town with their travelling show. I offer to put them up for one guinea per night, including full breakfast and all the maids they might need. I make a goodly sum on the deal, and the maids got a half price ticket to the bull fighting show. Everyone was most happy
Sir, With much dismay I receive news that the celebrated gentleman's club "Only Fan Dancers" will no longer be presenting dancers or fans or any kind of amusement that might interest the discerning patron. I have opened private correspondence with "Mimi" to inquire if she may offer a private service
Sir, I once more find myself interviewing new staff. Vera is a most uninspiring candidate, unsure of basic domestic tasks. However my opinion is quickly changed when she offers to show me her credentials. She is hired with immediate effect.
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Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
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Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
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Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not quite as expected, but still had merit.
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Sir, Yesterday I did find maids Rosie and Tillie imagining looking upon themselves in a mirror as if in an above-stairs room. Such fineries are well beyond their means, but out of the kindness of my heart I did offer them a looking-glass each for certain favours, to which they quickly agreed
Sir, The new maid arrives. I instruct her to make a fire in the parlour. She acts with such anxiety that I take her aside to ask what is wrong. She is most fearful of igniting the flammable starches and Reckitt's Blue in her pinafore gown. I suggest a solution,and offer to keep watch against sparks`
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