Vintage tanlines
Stephanie Dahl and Shelly Jones -- Roommates (1999) (more in comments)
Sir, Today I receive a postcard from Gussy Herbert, who is currently in Egypt searching for lost treasures of the pharaohs. "I have uncovered some amazing finds", he writes, "You would not believe how many whores you can hire for a shilling". I raise a glass of port to the man and his expeditions.
Sir, I have been most impressed with maid Ada's improvement since she started here. The carpets are well swept, and her diligence is such that she attends personally to each and every candle at night to ensure it is properly extinguished. She certainly enjoys her hard work!
Porn from the 60s: close-up licking of cock and balls
Sydney Moon. And… release! 2000’s
Brooke Bennett and Terry Galko - Cover Girl Film 15: 3-Star Explosion (1981)
Sir, Lord Shaftesbury do visit, and is taken aback when served by my new maid from the colonies. He says some unpleasantness, believing her to be in some way inferior, which I am quick to dispute. I arrange a compatison with another maid, and Lord S soon accepts that actually, maids are all equal.
More sun, natural boobs, and hairy cunts: retro chicks from the 70s
Sir, This past week has seen the mercury rise to such an extreme, even given the season, that staff were complaining and asking for respite. I implement a scheme that allows my maids to alleviate the effects of heat. It brings a rise of mercury to my own heart to see the grateful smiles of my staff.
90s fake knockers and real tanline
"China Beach" Babes Marg Helgenberger, Dana Delany, Chloe Webb and Nan Woods
Vintage polaroid
Wendy Whoppers & Jonathan Morgan : More Than a Handful 2 (1992) - Scene 4 : Prostitute Wendy hears Jonathan's sob story of losing his father and what he has to do to win his father's inheritance and agrees to fuck him.
Sir, Some of my more vulgar acquaintances have pictures of three wise monkeys covering their eyes, ears and mouth entitled "See No Evil", "Hear No Evil", "Speak No Evil" from which they gain some inspiration. I have a far superior picture which I like to study at length for moral guidance.
Upon presenting myself to the sun room for a fine breakfast, I discovered not one rasher of bacon upon the platter. It seems the cook's uniforms had not been returned from the laundry, and she did not wish to damage herself while cooking. She was able, in time, to convince me to forgive the matter.
Sigourney Weaver as Ripley in the 1979 Classic Alien
Lynda Carter, "Bobby Joe and the Outlaw" (1976)
Straight lines and curves by Damp Zergut
Nancy Suiter, Aubrey Nichols, and Chris Landau - Taxi Girls (1979)
Annette Heinz & Paul Thomas : Public Affairs (1983) - Aspiring politician uses his volunteer via blowjob and anal.
![sir, my good [gentleman] friend captain reginald smythe returns from a colonial voyage, bringing back mystic herbs, spices and learnings. he demonstrates to me a most astounding feat, taught to him by a wise guru of the east. i shall inquire about sailings tomorrow.](https://i.anacams.com/content/702000/t_7eff68daca6e63c39ce5fe23a4d67ff9.jpg)
Sir, My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe returns from a colonial voyage, bringing back mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrates to me a most astounding feat, taught to him by a wise guru of the East. I shall inquire about sailings tomorrow.
Honey Wilder and Janey Robbins - Private Teacher (1983)
