Sir, In our modern times we must be aware of new risks to life for servants. I have recently read a most enlightening medical book showing treatments for those suffering from miasmas, electrical fluids or overwork. I have instigated practice sessions twice weekly, and my staff are most grateful.
Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington implores me to join him on a railway journey of many days duration. I decline most fervently, it is a bone-shaking soot-laden experience. He then shows me an illustrated brochure from the railway company, and I feel the urge to reappraise this most modern travel
Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
For the interest of club members, "Rosie and Her Wooden Hoop" will be giving a demonstration of the most efficacious and modern scientific fitness regime for both Ladies and Gentlemen. Thu 9pm and 11pm. Brandies and cigars after.
Sir,I was desirous of modern paintings that might give a sophisticated look to my study, filled as it currently is with dark & dour old masters. I found imagining different paintings within the room most problematic. But with the assistance of my staff I soon found a perfect style and subject matter
Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
Sir, Lady B___ complains that our garden appears low status, demanding classical statues to remedy this. The stonemason quotes such an inflated price that I send him away at once. Maid Nora do then appear to offer drinks to my departing guest, and an idea occurs. She has a most classical figure.
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Sir, On learning of my inheritance I moved swiftly to survey my new estate. I was astounded to find a full house of staff yet fires untended and rooms thick with dust. I intent on admonishing the maids, but they invited me to observe their modern methods, which I did out of politeness.
Sir, As Winter closes in, Lady B_____ complains upon the cold and of the "rural" manner of coals burning in the grate. I send for particulars from local ironmongers, and present herewith my two choices. Pray help me choose betwixt "The Empire" and "The Royal Standard" modern heating geysers.
I know this is blasphemous to some, but the problem I have with "classic" Doctor Who is that the sets and the costumes look so clumsy to modern eyes, even if the writing is good. At least, that's how it is in AltBoobWorld.
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Sir, Lady B___ suggests a visit to the seaside to partake the air. This delights me not, and I am most morose in the carriage down to Brighton. Upon arrival, I note the fashionably modern swimming attire that the ladies do wear here, which I find far more invigorating than partaking of the air.
Sir, Lord and Lady Gussetshaw do visit. They lead a very modern, Bohemian lifestyle. Lord G. eats only vegetables and no meat, which I find most disagreeable. Lady G. do practice naturism, which I think much more interesting. I find myself questioning Lady G upon it's merits for most of the evening.
Sir, Lady B___ do demand new garden furniture in anticipation of the warmer weather. I request a catalogue by post from the local merchant. The illustrations within were modern and enlightening. This particular configuration looks to be most comfortable and welcoming. I have placed my order.
Sir, as an amateur botanist, I do find the drawing of specimens to be most time consuming, and so I use the modern photolithographic method. Maid Annie does assist me. Annie is a useful guide to size and scale. The flowering part of this plant, for example, has a height of one buttock.
Apparently he could not convince her to go the final step and show the naughty bits. Circa late 1960s or early 1970s.
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Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves the most temperate spirit wine
Sir, heavy rains do flood my wine cellars. I send maids Molly and Elsie down to remove the water from spoiling my bottles of vintage brandy. Two hours pass and I hear laughter and splashing. Molly informs me they are appeasing Salacia, the goddess of floodwater. I do admire the rural traditions.
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