My Italian ass is so round and juicy, just waiting for a smack.
Alison Pill
Phoebe Tonkin
Elisabeth Shue
Diora Baird
Fiona Gubelmann
Sir, I have hired two Italian chefs to give my luncheon greater variety. The chefs are currently banging and crashing around in the kitchen - presumably the Italian way - and I am in great anticipation of what exciting new experiences they may introduce me to.
Italians never lie they taste as good as they looks