Bluesmoker Nude Leaks
Sir, on this cold all-hallows day I did instruct the fire to be lit, but was informed an imp do live in the chimney and staff are affeared to go near. A local man was summoned to deal with the problem, a process I found most interesting
Thirsty Japanese ladies enjoy a long refreshing drink of each other's pee
r/WhyEvenWearAnything - antique edition
Sir, upon ringing the servants bell for perhaps the twelfth time yet no response, I raced below stairs with the intent of firing both butler and maid sans references. Upon finding my staff occupied with their own business, I chose leniency and permitted them continue whilst I poured myself a brandy
WhyEvenWearAnything : Vintage edition
Sir, The recent spate of turnips thrown upon my windows has abated, and I thought myself finally rid of the blaggard greengrocer. But upon investigating unusual sounds from the drawing room, I find new maid Effie sampling his wares. I ran the cove down the driveway, throwing his turnips after him.
Sir, Following a visit from Dr Sterndale and his exotic tobacco, I find the smell permeates the very room most disagreeably. I instruct the maid to wash the drapes and hang them in the warmest rooms to air.She complains that it is making her clothing wet. I propose a solution, and all is resolved.
Sir, I wish to place on record the most excellent service of my new maid, Sarah, a tall and well favoured wench. She is always most fastidious at extinguishing the candles before my family retire.
Sir, Upon hearing apparent cries of distress from my wife lady B_____, I did force upon the locked door with haste. I feared intruders, perhap the blaggard greengrocer who throws turnips upon the windows. I was much relieved to find only maid Kitty, assisting lady B_____ in locating a lost hat pin
Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.
Sir, in these unprecedented modern times of staff demanding wages in excess of sixpence per day, I have had to make some economies. It would of course be foolish to run my brandy cellar low, but I note my instruction that maids must now share accommodation was met with much acclaim.
Sir, In the run up to Christmas,I find myself once more hiring extra staff.The servants quarters being quite small,I suggest they sleep two to a bed "top and tail".This is met with unwarranted indignation and complaint,although when I later checked upon my staff,I find they are settling in just fine
Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard greengrocer had once more been seducing my female staff. But a thorough check of doors and windows reveals no sign of entry and I can find no evidence that that cove of a greengrocer was ever in my house.
Sir, it recently fell to myself to repair the mirror in Lady B______'s dressing room. My good maid Molly did assist, but I feared her ragged and dirt-streaked clothing might impair the mirror's ability to show finery. I stressed my fears to Molly, and a solution was soon found that had great merit
Sir, I recently did have occasion to engage a musical quartet and observed that one of their number was a woman. I was greatly pleased, as I am a most progressive employer. Indeed, I did find cause to pay her for a solo performance in my chamber. She is most remarkably skilled
Sir,I recently did see MALE staff in feminine dress perform most unnatural acts. Whilst this behavior is acceptable in a school dormitory, it is hardly something you reminisce upon nightly after a brandy. Modern acquiescence to the mandrake mob is a fad,mark my words. It'll be forgotten after 1890.
Sir, my good friend Lord Presbury recently regaled me with tales of his trip to Bohemia, and a wonderful new tonic he obtained there. It has given him increased vigor and youth. Leaving the drawing room for barely 2 minutes I returned to a most extraordinary scene. I may visit Prague soon myself.
Equally topless, 1960 style
Halloween costume
Sir, I note a growing problem of how to both permit easy access to the wine cellar such that staff may serve the most delicate aged brandies whenever called upon, and to also restrict access for their own consumption. I fear maid Eliza has been at the absinthe again.
On a warm day, it's hard to deny that Paint is better than clothes
Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable.
WhyEvenWearAnything : antique edition
Sir, Lord Whortleberry returns from a parliamentary trade visit to mainland Europe, and tells of Scarlet Women and Foreign Whores that astonished even myself. He brings me a most delightful book of lithographs as a gift. I retire immediately to my library, with strict orders not to be disturbed.
Equally nerd
Sir, A fellow who is not of these shores did recently call, seeking work. As a progressive employer I took him on to assist the domestics with heavier tasks. Female staff were might wary of him and his appearance, but quickly found his strength and vigor did give them most welcome relief
Sir, My good friend Lord Codlington did visit and urged me to join his club. I inquired what merits this new club might have over the one I currently frequent. Lord Codlington hands me an illustrated brochure, noting the popularity of the "games night". I shall apply for membership tomorrow.
Sir, Today I did receive by Her Majesty's Mail a postcard from the Royal Society's Lord Overton.He is making good progress in proving the Miasma Theory and defeating that upstart Dr Snow.Overton draws my attention to resolving sample contamination from assistant's clothing.He is a most learned man.
Sir, My wife has of late been most displeased at the interest I take in managing staff, recently misunderstanding my learning the maid upon methods of uncorking stubborn bottles of wine. Thus today I did delegate the instruction of a lower maid to the housekeeper, whilst I advised from a distance.
Equally (almost) topless
Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves the most temperate spirit wine
