Bluesmoker Nude Leaks
Sir, Traditionally, as head of the household, it would be myself who would punish the staff for misdemeanours. In this modern age, my housekeeper has introduced a new hierarchy, which I take care to study at great length.
Who wore it better : bodypaint edition
Sir, having recently had Visitors and Noblemen comment upon the poor presentation of my estate and gardens, I went to see the head gardener. I found him, as he proclaimed. "Most busy". I sent the fellow back to mow the lawns, and out of the kindness of my heart, did finish his former task for him.
Sir, This 21st June I did instigate a mummery play for my staff to perform, which did give them much joy and merriment. My maid Ada here played Titania, Queen of the Fairies, to great acclaim from the invited audience
Nobody can tell that she's not wearing clothes
Sir, Yesterday I did find maids Rosie and Tillie imagining looking upon themselves in a mirror as if in an above-stairs room. Such fineries are well beyond their means, but out of the kindness of my heart I did offer them a looking-glass each for certain favours, to which they quickly agreed
Sir,Lady B___ has purchased a new screen for her chamber,but is most vexed upon it's quality,or lack thereof. With Maid Molly assisting I do prove that a naked form is invisible from the reverse of the screen. So effective was it that I found I must continually check Maid Molly was still in place.
Sir, in these troubling times of miasmas and the pox, I have instructed staff to ensure my house is well cleansed and free of bad airs. My maid Ada doth have a diligent attitude to cleaning, which I find myself regularly admiring
Cooling down with water
![my good [gentleman] friend captain reginald smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. he demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the east. i must enquire about sailings tomorrow.](https://i.anacams.com/content/224000/t_64fe67f80091f308cd0a4a15be1073a4.jpg)
My good [gentleman] friend Captain Reginald Smythe has returned from a colonial voyage, and has brought back with him mystic herbs, spices and learnings. He demonstrated to me a most astounding feat that had been taught to him by a wise guru of the East. I must enquire about sailings tomorrow.
Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not quite as expected, but still had merit.
Happy dress, happy teeth
Sir, On a recent visit to Lord Shaftesbury he suggested we take a cab into town. I expressed my displeasure at a bone-shaking ride in a Hansom cab, but he tapped his nose and smiled. I can confidently say I have never had such an enjoyable ride in luxurious comfort.
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
Sir, I recently made a great saving upon hiring a maid - most eager for employment - for a penny under rate. She was so poor that she did not have work clothes. We soon came to an amicable arrangement until such time as she can afford new attire. I have taken a keen interest in her work of late
"So this new photographic process of yours, you take a picture of me naked, and then repeat with undergarments, and then fully clothed?" "Um, yes. It's more...natural"
Sir, Approaching the yuletide,I reflect upon recent months - a year most merry,and one that lady B____ knows little about.My staff,on receipt of a hibernal bonus,are tolerably efficacious.Indeed,maids Frances and Elsie have offered to warm my Christmas Brandy in the modern manner. I am most content.
Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and understood the Pythagorean theorem.
Sir,I was desirous of modern paintings that might give a sophisticated look to my study, filled as it currently is with dark & dour old masters. I found imagining different paintings within the room most problematic. But with the assistance of my staff I soon found a perfect style and subject matter
Sir, on this cold all-hallows day I did instruct the fire to be lit, but was informed an imp do live in the chimney and staff are affeared to go near. A local man was summoned to deal with the problem, a process I found most interesting
Thirsty Japanese ladies enjoy a long refreshing drink of each other's pee
r/WhyEvenWearAnything - antique edition
Sir, upon ringing the servants bell for perhaps the twelfth time yet no response, I raced below stairs with the intent of firing both butler and maid sans references. Upon finding my staff occupied with their own business, I chose leniency and permitted them continue whilst I poured myself a brandy
WhyEvenWearAnything : Vintage edition
Sir, The recent spate of turnips thrown upon my windows has abated, and I thought myself finally rid of the blaggard greengrocer. But upon investigating unusual sounds from the drawing room, I find new maid Effie sampling his wares. I ran the cove down the driveway, throwing his turnips after him.
Sir, Following a visit from Dr Sterndale and his exotic tobacco, I find the smell permeates the very room most disagreeably. I instruct the maid to wash the drapes and hang them in the warmest rooms to air.She complains that it is making her clothing wet. I propose a solution, and all is resolved.
Sir, I wish to place on record the most excellent service of my new maid, Sarah, a tall and well favoured wench. She is always most fastidious at extinguishing the candles before my family retire.
Sir, Upon hearing apparent cries of distress from my wife lady B_____, I did force upon the locked door with haste. I feared intruders, perhap the blaggard greengrocer who throws turnips upon the windows. I was much relieved to find only maid Kitty, assisting lady B_____ in locating a lost hat pin
Sir, upon a recent visit, cousins Edith and Madeleine did marvel at my modern bicycle.I did offer them a trial, but they feared their bustle skirts and fine French lace would become soiled with road dirt .I was quick to offer a solution to this problem, which the Ladies found most agreeable
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.
Sir, in these unprecedented modern times of staff demanding wages in excess of sixpence per day, I have had to make some economies. It would of course be foolish to run my brandy cellar low, but I note my instruction that maids must now share accommodation was met with much acclaim.
Sir, In the run up to Christmas,I find myself once more hiring extra staff.The servants quarters being quite small,I suggest they sleep two to a bed "top and tail".This is met with unwarranted indignation and complaint,although when I later checked upon my staff,I find they are settling in just fine
Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard greengrocer had once more been seducing my female staff. But a thorough check of doors and windows reveals no sign of entry and I can find no evidence that that cove of a greengrocer was ever in my house.
Sir, it recently fell to myself to repair the mirror in Lady B______'s dressing room. My good maid Molly did assist, but I feared her ragged and dirt-streaked clothing might impair the mirror's ability to show finery. I stressed my fears to Molly, and a solution was soon found that had great merit
Sir, I recently did have occasion to engage a musical quartet and observed that one of their number was a woman. I was greatly pleased, as I am a most progressive employer. Indeed, I did find cause to pay her for a solo performance in my chamber. She is most remarkably skilled
Sir,I recently did see MALE staff in feminine dress perform most unnatural acts. Whilst this behavior is acceptable in a school dormitory, it is hardly something you reminisce upon nightly after a brandy. Modern acquiescence to the mandrake mob is a fad,mark my words. It'll be forgotten after 1890.
Sir, my good friend Lord Presbury recently regaled me with tales of his trip to Bohemia, and a wonderful new tonic he obtained there. It has given him increased vigor and youth. Leaving the drawing room for barely 2 minutes I returned to a most extraordinary scene. I may visit Prague soon myself.
Equally topless, 1960 style
Halloween costume
Sir, I note a growing problem of how to both permit easy access to the wine cellar such that staff may serve the most delicate aged brandies whenever called upon, and to also restrict access for their own consumption. I fear maid Eliza has been at the absinthe again.
On a warm day, it's hard to deny that Paint is better than clothes
