Your friends are canceling poker nights and instead they're gonna be "Use your wife" nights from now on
You swapped shifts with your coworker so he could fuck your gf.. Thing is he never came to take your shift.. He just spent it fucking your gf while you worked for 16 hours!
Ohh.. So that's why she's late for her date! Hope he doesn't cum on her face and ruins her make-up
Size was never an issue! She just doesn't want to do it with you
A quick recap on how your gf ended up cheating on you with your best-friend
When you ask your soon-to-be wife how's her Bachelorette party is going
Random bitch wants to do a split on your cock!
Then again.. You don't have an 8inch BBC do you?
You just wanted to try it out... Unknowingly you've made yourself a pussy free cuck
It's supposed to be just a kiss but whatever π€·ββοΈ
You were on a date with your gf when she got a call.. It was short and she didn't say who it was but she apologized and said she had to go
You thought you had a chance with your crushes.. You were all having a pretty good time at the bar.. Then your Alpha Friend showed up and he took control of the social climate.. You became a 3rd wheel ππ
Congratulations! Now your work rival is gonna brag around the office that he painted your wife's face in cum