Wait, so you were in my closet that whole time? What did you see?
Thank you for 50,000 members! We were at 30,000 to start off 2021. Thank you all for being part of this community.
Wish you were letting me use you instead of this toy π
Your car broke down in the middle of nowhere, you and your wife were stuck for hours. Gladly a guy found you and towed your car till his workshop. Your wife kept telling you it was a bad idea, but you wouldn't listen. Now she's paying the bill inside their office while they made you sit outside.
If I were your GF you would get those everyday π
As a mother you had to get the best home tutor for your son. How you were going to afford him is none of your sons business. Right?
Alexandra in Wish You Were Here (Album in comments)
I Get It. Sometimes You Just Want A Mouth To Fuck. That's Why I'm Here
OMG! My son's 18 year old friend sent me this with the text "I was going to say bye but you were napping" the other day! Hmmm ;)
You two were finally alone together
Dear Jon, you were the only one who gave the correct answer, I had a thong
Your girlfriends mom was an absolute smoke show and after a few months of dating, you and her made a few flirtatious comments with each other when you two were alone. Now, her mom gets your GF out of the house whenever she can so you can come over and fuck her brains out for hours at a time
If you were my sons friend Iβd let you suck my 34 E tits and fuck my 44 inch pawg ass.
Face reveal⦠was it what you were expecting?
If you were a water melon, would you let me spit or swallow your seed?
Bet you didnβt think my titties were this big and perky π
If you were my boyfriend, my pussy would hold your cock in the morning like this to not let you go to work ;)
Curious if you were my patient would you fuck me??
Wish You Were Here QwQ (XenoGuardian) [f]
When you send both your friends to find video game consoles in your moms bedroom knowing there are non as you just wanted to play alone,you were too happy that they are still searching after an hour and u can enjoy all alone.....until u realise how your mom Usually sleeps
How can you degrade my worthless holes that were already raped and abused?
Your wife missed you a lot when you were away for work. Now she won't let you go until she fills you with her thick love stick πβ₯οΈπ¦