If only the pizza guy new what was peering at him through the window... (FF)
Sir, Upon hearing mysterious noises late into the night I suspected that blaggard greengrocer had once more been seducing my female staff. But a thorough check of doors and windows reveals no sign of entry and I can find no evidence that that cove of a greengrocer was ever in my house.
Nervous about including my face but the floor to ceiling windows in this hotel has really brought out the exhibitionist in meππ€
Window and Lace
My windows aren't tinted by the way
A great place for a window.....
Luckily I have tinted windows π
π I want to do everything a guy tells me to do π I need experience peep the comments if you'd like to make me do something π
Sir, Upon hearing apparent cries of distress from my wife lady B_____, I did force upon the locked door with haste. I feared intruders, perhap the blaggard greengrocer who throws turnips upon the windows. I was much relieved to find only maid Kitty, assisting lady B_____ in locating a lost hat pin