Why did the apple go to the skin doctor? It had a bad case of peeling.
Why did the avocado refuse to be peeled? It didn't want to be in a guacward situation.
If you're gonna cheat, you might as well do it right. That's why I always bring my husband along to watch. He really loved when areallyweakguy lifted me up
I think I might know why all the neighborhood dads like me…
Why we love the sport!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG???
Why are you twitching so impatiently ? You want me to touch you ?
Why do cuckolds always get the short end of the stick? Because they like to watch their wives get the long end!
Me when hubby brings friends over: "Sooooo.... why aren't you guys taking turns in my ass yet"! It works every time! ;)
Happy Sunday! Not sure why I look so surprised here :) Jess xx
If u wonder why she doesnt text u back when she's in college
Why don't u have a taste? 💕
u/Miles_BlackX thought that it was our first time. My husband wanted me to act like it was my first time ever with another man in front of him. That is why I was teasing his cock
this is why good sluts have long hair
Being able to watch my petite asian hotwife pounded like this by her favorite bwc play date is exactly why we love the lifestyle (sound on)
Reason why mom don't miss any meetings
Why gamers boys love asians girls?
Reason #287 why bi couples have more fun: Their gender-based hang ups don’t get in the way of everyone’s pleasure. (OC) Me licking my friend’s cock on my girlfriend’s pussy during our last threesome 🥳🥵👅
Why jack off when you can do this instead
I[f] you’re wondering why your pillow is always wet! 🙈 🥵 💦
Why does being fucked feel so much better when you're restrained