"You not fooling anyone. I know you stole my panties and have been jerking off with it. As your roommate, all you have to do is ask nicely and I'd gladly give you some. But why jerk off and be selfish when we can both benefit from each other? Come, join me in the shower." - Gal Gadot
When you finally pull Venti
When you can’t wait until you get home…
You feel so slutty when your face is covered in Daddy's sticky cum, don't you sissy?
Your roommate in college had a girlfriend from his hometown finally come visit and the two of you couldn’t stay off each other when he wasn’t around
Where will you be when the acid kicks in?
can i rub my cock on yours when you get home frm work?
My face when you pull down your pants and it's definitelly too big for my ass
Do you like how my pussy looks when I bend?
Do you like when I pull them to the side for you daddy?
How it looks when we share a hot tub and you tell me to pinch my nipples
Feel free to slap it when you want :)
where’s the line up of guys when you need them?
When your stepmom found out your dad was cheating on her, she used you to get back at him
When your rich, successful, alpha boss announced he was looking for an intern to train, you convinced him to hire your 18yo daughter. You were happy she got a great opportunity to boost her career, until you realized your boss was training her to fit his huge dick in her throat
You were too broke to get your gf a car, so she had to resort to getting a ride to work from your asshole neighbor. You thought the least you could do was send your neighbor some gas money, but when you did he sent you this snap back.
porcelaingoirl - "When someone tells you to go fuck yourself, so you actually do 😓"
When you have a pussy between your legs and a healthy libido, you will eventually have multiple sexual partners overlapping.
When Your Obnoxious Latin Trash Neighbour Sends You A Snap
When your wife comes to the office, you better make time for her
You know it feels good when the legs move like that
that moment when you realise you fucked up....
When you hate him, but he has a big cock.
