You know you're doing it right when their eyes roll back
When you're chilling in bed and end up with fingers in you đ„”
When you first saw your wife's â ïž tattoo you didn't know what it was supposed to mean and she didn't say anything when you questioned her about it.. Now she sends you this and you're starting to understand đ
No condoms allowed when youâre with me!
When youâre home for the holidays & mommy has a little too much to drink
When you're so horny it slides right in
When youâre an exhibitionist who has to pee ⊠[f]
where are you cumming when youâre all finished with me?
Removal is easy when you're not wearing any underwear [oc]
When you're hung but still addicted to cocks:
Right when you're about ready to fuck me
Beaches are more fun when youâre topless
The kinds of videos your girlfriend sends you when you're on deployment
When you're supposed to take your sister to school but can't resist her after seeing her skirt
All youâre good for when youâre locked [domme]
You Know You're Skating On Thin Ice When Your New Girlfriend Is Your Bother's Wife...
Getting on daddy's nice list is easy when you're an incestuous slut.
where are you cumming when youâre finished with me?
You're going to need a raincoat when you're around me
when you're 4'11" with 32G boobs nothing fits as it's supposed to
When you go to hug your bestie on the sidewalk, but you're wearing a short skirt and no panties! đđ