When you're getting robbed but the criminal's kinda thicc...
You cant be mad when you're the one with bad vibes
When youâre having too much fun with your friend at the club
When youâre super horny and all you have is a pillow you do what you gotta do
When you're gagging on Sir's cock so hard that you piss yourself [couple]
This is what it looks like when you're on top.
When you're at work and trying to stay positive
There's no escaping when you're handcuffed to the couch... OC
When You're Late for Work
Get stoned and goon out loser, itâs so much easier to lose your mind for porn when youâre baked
Don't tell me when you're gonna cum, I like to be surprised!
When you're moody - grab a booty!
handling business when you're single like me
What do you do when youâre desperate and stuck on an airplane?
pull out and cum when you're ready / (OC)
Would you suck my toes when youâre inside me?
When you wanna share nudes but you're kinda shy đ
Love licking lolly-pops when you're a good girl [OC]
I love tricking people into thinking my boobs are small when theyâre actually quite large. Did I trick you? [OC] [u/naomierosejones]
When youâre late to meet friends because you were showing your ass to reddit guys
When you discover youâre a squirter
When you're pussys so big, the BBC just doesn't do anything anymore đ
It's so easy to get carried away when you're deep inside her đ
It took only fifteen minutes for my bully to break into my house, beat me up, and then start fucking my beautiful girlfriend right next to me. When the sick bastard drained the first load of his nasty, smelly nut juice, she looked at me and said, "When he's done using my slutty holes, you're next."