"I can't believe it! You've never gotten your balls properly sucked!? Here, let me take care of you, bud. No, don't worry, it's not gay, I'm dressed up all girly, you're being really straight right now" 😘
I guess I have no choice.
My room-mate woke me up in the middle of the night with a huge, rock hard boner. He told me he accidentally took a Viagra and needed something to stuff his cock into. After breaking his flashlight in half, he went straight to my room. He knew I cant say no to a stiff cock inside me.
No water? Don't worry I got you.
Boob job or no boob job?
No condom zone, how many times are you filling my Mexican pussy?
She can never say no to two big cocks.
Do you think you’ll last during no nut November?
No wonder Tony Stark wanted Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) as his assistant!