Sent this to hubby and he said âyou never arch your back like that for me!â I replied⊠âyou never fuck me like he doesâ
Said She Was An "outdoor Kinda Girl"
Hubby said I can replace it with the real thing.. whoâs down?
Someone said pussy is meant to be eaten cause itâs shaped like a taco, what do you think?
I said I was hungry and she delivered
If I said âtry my pussy plsâ, would you do it?
Whoever said blondes have more fun has never fucked me
That wiggle at the end said everything
When she got home at 3:00am, she said the rest of the band stopped by to hang out.
Enough is enough, you sister said, "I'll show that asshole what happen to those who touch my lil bro"
âIâm sorry babe. His dick was so much bigger than yours.â Is what your wife said after she had sex with your bully boss.
My ex said my ass was too big [f]
She said she'd use condoms because she's not on any birth controlđ±
We met on Tinder and he said he'd fuck me hard, I never even saw his face
My husband said he doesnât want another kid, would you put another in me?
Someone said I look pretty with cum on my face, is it true? ;3
Cmon daddy, im sat down here after waiting all day! You said you had something long and hard for me? :))
Thanks for sending your mom loser, it took some time but after 2 hours she finally âconvincedâ me to not bully you this week. She said she wants to make this a regular thing
I asked your mom she said you could have cake for breakfast
who said he want a personal fuckdoll?
Would you believe me if I said I have a dick? đ€
Your girlfriend couldnât handle my cock said it was too big. Iâm guessing sheâs used to small dicks like yours.
Cmon daddy, im sat down here after waiting all day! You said you had something long and hard for me? :))