A perfect Christmas bonding moment with your best friend and your gf
The sooner you accept that he's better than you, the easier it gets
You don't mind, right?
When you ask your soon-to-be wife how's her Bachelorette party is going
tunnel vision
she lives to please
A quick recap on how your gf ended up cheating on you with your best-friend
Five years down the drain...
You had a fight with your girlfriend and pissed her off... She went out of her own and sent you this hours later.
lil hoe
""""oops""""
You come home but there's no sign of your girlfriend, so you ask her where she is...
your gf giggles as i cum all over her titties
Someone let you know that your girlfriend's neighbor has been seen going into her apartment many times, and he would always be there for hours whenever you're not there... You finally confront her about this and this is what she sends back:
A guessing game
The love of your life :)
The best gift you could have given your buddy who finds your gf hot
You're still getting bullied by your highschool bully
So this is why she has so many guy friends...
Size was never an issue! She just doesn't want to do it with you
Your gf to the rescue again. The next few times you grab weed off your dealer, make sure you have enough cash to cover it
Your girlfriend swore that she wouldn't do this again... and why did you only figure this out from her snapchat post??
If you didn't want this to happen maybe you shouldn't have left your girlfriend alone with your roommate who she finds extremely hot lmao
