After convincing your English teacher that you needed extra help studying before the final, she allowed you to come over a few times a week to tutor you for the exam. After 3 lessons, it quickly became a dick appointment instead
I can always sneak away for my boy toys 😈
After sending your best friends mom a snap saying you want her to be your valentine, she accepted your offer and made it a night you’d never forget
She's not the smartest tool in the shed
Blame her, not him
The MILF you exchanged numbers with at the grocery store the other day
This is why you should never argue with your landlord
Shouldn’t have stayed home
what if i said my husband didn't have to know you're my boyfriend? 😈
She told you off for being jealous... then this happened
How everyone should celebrate Chinese New Years
The girl in your finance class that you met earlier this semester
So my gf ex sent me this and I like the idea of she still fucking her ex
Your gf is a slut
She sent this to you after her girls night out
My girl ex keeps sending me videos of her, she can’t get over him
You'll have to remember to thank him
You can't blame her for fulfilling her needs
You pitched the idea of letting your girlfriend fuck your best friend to help him rebound after a breakup
Good thing your friend is watching out for you
She had to thank him somehow…
Your gf helped the neighbour move in and now she's his toy... but don't worry, he'll share her. Just not with you
She’s a good slut
