The best part of being in a relationship with your girlfriend was that she was bi and loved bringing friends home for threesomes with you
Best way to negotiate with the landlord
After sneaking over earlier that morning to fuck the milf next door while her husband was at the gym, she sent you this later that night as her husband was getting ready to go out with friends
New roommate Pt. 4
New roommate Pt. 3
Freshman year at college, your gf lived in the same dorm building as you. Sometimes you’d get to her dorm a few minutes early and end up hanging with her roommate until she got there. After a month of low key flirting, she started inviting you over when your GF left so you could fuck behind her back
😍
The coworker who lived in your neighborhood that you carpooled with. You’d pick her up each morning and drop her off at night and end up staying an extra hour while she had her husband still at work.
Festivals are back baby!!
Slut wife
You owed your buddy back. You didn't have the cash, but you had another asset he wanted: your girlfriend of 8 years.
Gamers
Your wife loved to tease you with stories about the guys flirting with her at her job, just to make you tie her up with her ass in the air to spank her until she begged for you to stop. It never deterred her from doing it again the next day since the sex you had with her body tied was insane.
Roommate
Nurse!!
Holy fuck
Sorry man
Not cheating?
I knew he would take my next girlfriend too
Is this the best or worst message to send your brother?