Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.
The toe curl means itβs good
Summer time means yard projects and breezier tops
Just because the sharpie challenge is over, doesnβt mean Iβm going....
There's Nothing Sexier Than Miss Sampaio. I Mean, No Picture About Her Would Let You Unsatisfied. So, Let's Jack It Guys!
Next time you could spoon me instead and by spoon I mean fuck me from behind
Your wife regularly shows you what it means to wear the pants in the bedroom
I think this means he won? [oc]
Brittney Kade I mean how hot is this girl!
Molly red wolf π
Back to work from the long weekend, doesnt mean we cant still have some fun. β€
Happy Hour takes on a new meaning
"I really don't show my titties off enough. I mean, I think I could beat Kat Dennings in a titfuck competition with these. And I already bought a gallon of baby oil at Costco. Come on, baby, fuck the shit out of these chest cushions."- Billie Eilish
Being a carnival's slave means anyone can use you if they win the ring toss game four times
If this happens during our date it means it s going good
Green means go.
(M4F) what do you mean womb, that's just more room for my cock to fit inside you.
Bedhead just means you got a good night's sleep πΌ
ππ¦π4'10" 93lbs - Do you like small girls? I mean like, girls that are like me... Maybe too small???ππΆπ¬
summer around the corner means boat parties are around the corner
Serving her Bull means you suck his Balls π¬π¬π¬
This is what body perfection means.
Never work for a super rich guy without reading the contract first. I thought I'd be just cleaning his house. While I do clean his house, it's only after he pumped me full of implants and hormones until you'd never guess I am, I mean was a man. Now I'm his forever...
A butt-plug doesn't mean you can't take to, right?