Your wife regularly shows you what it means to wear the pants in the bedroom
I think this means he won? [oc]
Brittney Kade I mean how hot is this girl!
Back to work from the long weekend, doesnt mean we cant still have some fun. β€
Happy Hour takes on a new meaning
"I really don't show my titties off enough. I mean, I think I could beat Kat Dennings in a titfuck competition with these. And I already bought a gallon of baby oil at Costco. Come on, baby, fuck the shit out of these chest cushions."- Billie Eilish
Being a carnival's slave means anyone can use you if they win the ring toss game four times
If this happens during our date it means it s going good
Green means go.
(M4F) what do you mean womb, that's just more room for my cock to fit inside you.
Bedhead just means you got a good night's sleep πΌ
ππ¦π4'10" 93lbs - Do you like small girls? I mean like, girls that are like me... Maybe too small???ππΆπ¬
summer around the corner means boat parties are around the corner
Serving her Bull means you suck his Balls π¬π¬π¬
This is what body perfection means.
Never work for a super rich guy without reading the contract first. I thought I'd be just cleaning his house. While I do clean his house, it's only after he pumped me full of implants and hormones until you'd never guess I am, I mean was a man. Now I'm his forever...
A butt-plug doesn't mean you can't take to, right?
Barbara Bouchet- Ricco: The Mean Machine (1973)
Wait what do you mean you're gonna cum inside me
Big boobs gloryhole mean cocksucker
Finally Friday means finally a whole weekend to goon my brain away π₯°
Sasha Grey Giving A New Meaning To Facial Abuse
Whole new meaning to "lockdown measures"
Parenthood means mastering the art of cumming like a fucking ninja