"Yeah, yeah... So I'm shrill, annoying, and you hate me. But don't lie to yourself: you'd fuck the living shit out of me if you got the chance. So here's that chance, big boy. What're you waiting for? Make me scream. Hurt me. Bruise me. If you think you're man enough, of course..." -Sarah Silverman
"...and it hurts, of course. Two big, thick veiny cocks ramming into me. Stretching my pussy and arsehole. Destroying me. The first time I was DP'd, I passed out, I'm ashamed to say! It's just so... sweaty and intense. Every girl, every woman, should experience it. It's bliss." - Emma Watson