This might not be the usual cute jewelled buttplugs you see all the time but I love tunnel plugs because it keeps my asshole wide open.
If it’s not a creampie I don’t want it
Are you serious, really. You are just going to fantasize about it, not going to live it. What a pussy, what a baby, I thought you were a real man. Well, maybe you just need to be forced.
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If it’s not meant to be eaten…
It doesn't matter that they're not natural, as long as I like them.
It would be rude not to get them out and let them bounce
Is it possible to be sexy if you’re not in your twenties?
Let’s play a game. I’ll put it in your throat and if you gag, you’re not allowed to touch yourself until I give you permission
Honey I'm only doing this for us, it's not cheating!
It's OK bro, it's not incest if it's just my massive tits!
"Baby it's not cheating! Just imagine is as a massage I got!"
When I go to a nude beach I'm not afraid that guys will fuck me, I want it😜
If it isn't dripping you're not doing it right
I'm not afraid that all the guys around will fuck me, I want it 🙈😜
It’s not cellulite, it’s just pawg dimples 🥰
It's simple, I'm not going to "peg" you, it's not a strap on.. I'm going to Fuck you until you're squirming beneath me begging for more 🍆💕
There’s no point to give head if it’s not sloppy 💦🤤 [OC]
It would be wrong not to show off this body
It's not gay as long as there is a rubber between, right?