"What do you mean 'you have another surprise for me'? I didn't like any of your previous surprises!"
That's what you get for stealing cokkies
I have to live you up for the next part of your assessment 😜
Work clothes ON/OFF because the good bits I only show for you on Reddit :*
“Ah this sauna makes you feel so good. Sometimes it gets so steamy in here, I end up needing to take off my one piece. Care to help a girl shimmy out of her clothes? I think you’ll like what I’m hiding underneath.” - Brie Larson
"Weekend is over and all we did was fucked the entire time. I'm sure you can afford to take a day off today and go for couple more rounds." - Gal Gadot
Are my 19 year old tits good enough for you?
"I've seen you drooling over my tits all night. Do they get you hard? Are you horny for me? Well meet me in my hotel room and I'll give you an orgasm that'll change your life." Sarah Silverman
"Five straight years of following all my socials, listening to all my songs and buying all my merch; it's time I rewarded you. My body is yours for the next 48 hours. Use me however you want" - Selena Gomez
Did a collab with one of the hottest models out here!!! You think you can handle us?
"Just have one question for you, stud. Do my heavy tits make you horny, baby?" - Selena Gomez
Just my tits and smile for you
"Look, I'm already presenting like crazy over here. Now come on and pound my perfect butt until you pump every last drop of your sticky cum up my ass!" - Emma Stone
"Just sending you this pic to show what I'm wearing tonight. No need to wine and dine me, we go straight to fucking. After we can hit up for some mcdicks. I'll hop on you while we eat in the car. Ill make this date memorable. I am your ideal girl." - Alison Brie
Sorry for a clothed pic but I thought you guys might like my outfit!
"My sweet, sexy face and lips were made for being fucked & sucking you off so let me drain every drop of cum out of your dick and balls . I'm going to use your dick like a straw" Jessica Alba
"Does it feel good when I tug it like this? Let me suck you off quick, I want cum really bad right now. This concert is taking away our free time to fuck. I hired you as my road manager for your dick, don't care what else you do." - Taylor Swift
"I thought you said it's me and you tonight? Why is the entire football team here? They are all naked in the living room." - Alison Brie
"How can you still get it up after we've been fucking for three hours straight? I can barely sit after this. Okay, I will let you fuck me one more time, but then my pussy needs a rest." - Taylor Swift
"I'm looking for someone to fulfill my fantasy of fucking in the car. Ill be giving you head while you drive to look for a spot to park. I want sweaty sex. I want the windows to steam up and test the suspension on this car. Up for the challenge?" - Felicity Jones
Well, what are you waiting for? Do it, baby! Force me down on your cock and hold my head there for as long as you'd like! Time has no meaning when I'm getting throat fucked by this huge cock of yours. Anna kendrick
"All you ever hear about is my nudes and fucking for a role, but I want someone to just come and tell me how beautiful I am and then come and bend me over and fuck me just be honest you want to do it, maybe I will let you because as you know I'll do anything for a role" Jennifer Lawrence.
“Oh, hey. You were at the party downstairs right? I saw you checking my ass out, and you ain’t too bad yourself. How’s about you show me if that bulge is just for show?” - Taylor Swift
“I bet you’re wondering if I have any panties on under here? You’ll have to show me yours before I show you mine…” - Natalie Portman