Sir, On my last trip across the empire, a lady invited me into her chamber and promised that she could make a large snake arise within minutes. I have had some difficulty in this area recently, and so I could not refuse the offer. Her performance was not quite as expected, but still had merit.
Sarah Kennedy - 'The Telephone Book'. She was a regular on the last season of 'Laugh-In', sort of a hotter Goldie Hawn dumb blonde. TV likes sexy/funny women; it's surprising she never became a bigger star. (1971)
Helen Madigan and Annie Sprinkle - French Shampoo (1975)