Reason to go to the doctors in 2022: they might look like me 😋
Can't Fit Both
A perfect fit and a perfect ride
The way this Calvin Klein thong fits me is *chef’s kiss*
Farmer liked to show off his cow in the little top she arrived in. It used to fit perfectly but eventually became a gauge to show other interested parties how regular use of needy breeding holes encourages great udder growth. She was often exhibited in the ring to murmers of wonderment