When your Asian ex-girlfriend hooked up with a white guy... you knew she was never going back
your wife managed to convince you to let her go on a casual lunch date with her ex
My ex: you won’t make anyone hard again, meanwhile me:
You just moved into your new girlfriend's place. She lived there with her ex a few years ago...
Which ex of hers taught her that thing she does that makes you cum every time?
My ex never liked my tiny tits, mb you will here...
I want to show my fiancé how many of you would actually eat my asshole
Your boss barely comes to the office anymore.. He stays at home producing content with your fianceé
My ex said I was too big to sit on his face, would you let me sit in yours?
My ex said my ass was too fat ;(
my ex hated anal, hoping my pretty asshole be appreciated more on Reddit 😜
I wish my ex boyfriend could see how hairy I have gotten
She was going to leave her fiance for him. The dick was just too good. He dumped her though after their brief stint. Her belly full of his baby, she ballooned so huge that she looked like she was going to explode. 9 months later her fiance sobbed as she pushed out a strong healthy black prince.
My ex said I’m too big to ride his face, would you let me ride your or am I too thick?
Fiancée bred by BBC
After you fixed the car he still expected to get paid! Then he jumped into the driver seat and took off with your fianceé