"I'm so excited that I've signed the professional contract to play Ariel in a porn parody. You know, I couldn't just waste my world class DSLs with TV shows, now I'll have a Sponge Bob no pants to suck off." - Madelaine Petsch
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Katherine McNamara
Keri Russell
Sir, upon visiting my philanthropist friend Dr Brownlee Dipper, I noted the sheer number of staff he employs. "It is a means out of poverty for them" said he. I at once rushed home and implemented his altruistic scheme. Here are 4 of my new maids, gainfully employed in arranging an aspidistra.
Maggie Geha
Sir, Following a visit from Dr Sterndale and his exotic tobacco, I find the smell permeates the very room most disagreeably. I instruct the maid to wash the drapes and hang them in the warmest rooms to air.She complains that it is making her clothing wet. I propose a solution, and all is resolved.