I didn't have anyone to do impact play with me tonight so I decided to do it myself 🥺
In case your girlfriend didn’t send you nudes today 😉
"WTF...Why didn't you tell me you're packing heat like that? Wud explain everything...Why you need to steal my panties & cum in them or why you're jerking off to my pics. It's not just coz you're a perv, but u also need to relieve that monster cock! Don't worry, from now on, I'll help ;)" Emma Stone
The devine Rebecca Bagnol. P.s. I checked and didn't see this photo already posted so I hope it's something new.
Can't believe I didn't get caught on this one 😜 [F]
Didn’t even make it home after the first date, I needed cock! 😁
I hope my neighbors didn't see me🤭😀
Lost a bet and had to dress like a maid for the day. My roommates made me a list of chores but when they found out I thought it was a joke and didn't do them, they all ran a train on me until I was all used up and leaking buckets of cum. I never made that mistake again.
when your wife just wanted to hang out with friends, not her fault she didn't know one of them has a bbc
She didn't just "Finish" the job she sucked his soul away [Source ChantyChrys]
You didn’t take it seriously when she mentioned her nymphomaniac urges in her tinder profile…
I didn't want to stop but he was going to get me pregnant
😈He didn’t last very long 💦
Had to run into chick fil a, and almost didn’t make it! ;)
I didn't shave before our date because I didn't want to seem easy, but now I just can't help mysel[f] 🙈
You just didn’t have the capability to test her and really give her what she needs
She didn’t want to go outside for a while but now she needs some fresh air!
Husband dared me to walk naked through the snow. He didn't think I'd do it!
I didn't miss a drop on my face!
She didn't let a drop go to waste
I didn't mean to penetrate you
He ALMOST Didn't Make It
Rimming my bull. I didn’t even know his name! 🤷🏻♀️
The boss was frustrated with you and you were mocked again and again. She knew what to do. She didn't tell you but you saw them doing it one day. You were angry but also glad that she had saved your job.