Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves the most temperate spirit wine
Hit it from the front or back?
Your parents keep asking how college is going, but you haven't quite gotten round to telling them what your daily schedule consists of...