Your sis came over to tell me to stop bullying you. We ended up not finishing our talk…
Mom accidentally sent me this. She said "my son is getting out the hospital tomorrow, come fuck me one more time"
Momma can't help it. She's embarrassed that she's actually enjoying your bully's cock.
I can’t blame her, she looked beautiful.
"Honey, I thought you would be in the library studying late! Well, never mind that now. Go to your room. I'll get a snack for your s soon as mommy finishes taking care of your mean bullies."
I'm lucky to have such an understanding landlord!
Since your mom has been through numerous gangbangs, she developed a perfect fertile body for the future black babies she'll give birth to.
you walk in on my mother in law like this. what do you do?
Next time come pay it yourself sissy
Mom Making Weekly Payments on Your Debt
Get your slutty face up you bitch and say hi to your loser son.
Mommy said she wouldn't visit him again
if you have one week with my wife, She can’t say no, what would you do to her?
He let me freely suck his cock while he had his weekend drink
Just an update : today I went to see a doctor to talk about a breast implant. I do want to get bigger boobs, though I decided not to put plastics. I just wanted to let you guys know
She loves dick
After your GF in college went away for winter break, you spent the next two weeks fucking this chick you met at one of your frat parties
stop calling her?
Your coworker at the restaurant you worked at in college was as absolute whore and fucked you as much as she could behind her boyfriends back
For you, the day you discovered your wife was a slut was worst day of your life. But for her, it was Tuesday
Your dad is gone for the night on Saturdays to hangout with his old buddies. This gives you and your stepmom the whole house to yourself, as she gets on her knees for you so you can face fuck her like a whore