My bull stretching my arse while I give hubby a helping hand
Thatās why mommy keeps running late to dinner
Your mother was very disappointed that your bully only beat you enough to send you to the hospital with some minor injuries, so she came up with a plan to convince him to do more next time. your fate was sealed when she invited him into your home for some convincing, while you were in the hospital.
She said she was just running an errand!
Slutā¦..
she was a very good student
Iām 40 now but I still fingerblast myself like Iām in the backseat of my boyfriendās car after the Homecoming dance
Can we do it on a backseat?š
Comparing women in the family...
Yes, Iām married but sometimes I canāt help myselfā¦Iām sure you donāt mind either (35f)
You were worried about your gf not texting you on her trip. So her friend starts sending you updates. (3)
Your text messages were always so annoying.
Your sister and your girlfriend
Getting along with your roommate
He knows she is cheating but is too much of a cuck to do anything about it. And secretly, his little Asian dick gets hard at the thought of his wife getting stuffed by BWC.
On my birthday, I invited some close friends along with family to my celebrate. I ended up drinking too much and passed out. I wake up in the middle of the night for water, but instead I walk in on my my best friend having a foursome with my mom and my 2 sistersā¦.
Snapchat. Man's best invention yet.
You can stay or leave honey, what is your choice?
The wife went back home for the weekendā¦ you get this pic on the first night
No need to cheat when you're a 24/7 free use couple (OC)
Will she be proud or embarrassed?
She always breaks the new ones in with you
You know what really happened.
