First time ever getting naked in the park! So nervous posting but I loved it π (f)
Let me piss for you my kingπ€΄
Sir, A Gentleman's micturation is a troublesome and time consuming activity. One evening, having consumed my fifth or sixth glass of port, I stumbled upon a solution. I have staff sitting around doing nothing, and they can damn well piss for me. I have enlisted my maid Elsie in testing my idea.
Making myself squirt in the car on my lunch break.