*Opens door naked* "Hey you! Thanks for coming over! I was afraid my hippy lifestyle would be too weird for you. So what do you say? Wanna come in, smoke some weed and give some free love?" - Elizabeth Olsen
Heard you like gloves too 😏
Sent this selfie to her BF before we got too carried away
Bengals came up clutch
Is my skirt too short for a first date?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the “I-just-came-but-need-you-to-stay-hard” ball jangle… followed immediately by the “why-the-hell-are-you-licking-me-after-I-already-came?” death squeeze!
Should I pull my other leg back too or do you wanna suck my toes first?
cheating was too much fun
First thought if you came home to this
Do I own too much sexy lingerie? Nah... 😝
Is 20 too young to be creampied?? I hope you say no 🥺
Do you think this bikini is too small?
My conservative mom went to my bully’s house to teach him a lesson. A few hours later, she came back and told me that he won’t trouble me anymore. Later I got a Snapchat from him.
he came in less than a minute!
My spotting scope came today! I’m so excited to watch and video cute animals when I go out! Don’t worry I’ll still take pics for you! Xoxo