What do you call a sailor who likes to get tied up and gagged during sex? A submarine.
I’m not saying all men suck but the boy who called my nipples “too black” sure does
Call me mommy… lol I’m 5’8” 180lbs and I have 36G boobs .. I’m a mother to one 10 month old
Let this mommy be your wake up call. I promise to wake you up nicely (37yo mom of 3)
Can I still call myself a sissy if I have a big clitty? It won't fit in any chastity device I have ☹
Now that's what I call anal
Low quality phone, high quality body
What you find on your wife's phone after a "girls night out"
You kept checking your phone because she was running late. finally after what felt like forever you got an update on where she was.
How should we call this?
"First time I've been fucked by 15 guys all the same time. They kept my mouth open, fucked my pussy and asshole. Passed me around. I felt violated... but I had a good time. I definitely want a round 2. Better call all those boys back." - Margot Robbie
Did you call for a girl with a big bulge? I am here babe 🙋🏻♀️
He calls me miss thick 😝💘❤️
call me baby 💓🤧
New mating call that uses only body language
Some call it aesthetics
the neighbors called the cops to cause your mom was screaming and they knew you were at a school and your dad on a business trip.
#officeplastt makes me more horny when doing a zoom call taking a plastt
either we’re all in this together or we call it off
Step-Daughter is freeuse when she's on her phone!
I told my gf that I was tired and going home but she wanted to stay at the club. I was just about to leave when I saw her making out with this guy. The left and I followed them back to hers. I was trying to watch through a gap in the curtains when he sent me this from her phone