they don’t call it good Friday for no reason… 😛
The dishwasher broke and called my neighbor to come fix it!
would you slide your cock in both of my holes? ;)
It must be hard on you knowing your son got snuffed out of existence via car crash, and I'm sure your GF isn't doing any better, go ahead, give her a call, see how she's doing :)
Now its called Hot Water
Not sure what to call this position but I’d love to try it out with someone ;)
When they call them pepperoni I take it as a compliment 😘
Do you like this new bikini on me? If you can call it that even hahaha
put it in my mouth and call me a good girl
When multiple creampies happen inside an orifice, plus heat and friction, it creates a cottage cheese like texture called grool and we like to call this process churning butter!
do you think you can fit in my tight pussy? ;)
would you breed in my tight cunt? i bet we'll make cute wasian babies! 😍
Called Human Resources on the co-worker who was bullying me. It didn't work out well. Instead of having to take Sensitivity Training he just pounds the HR rep's ass in front of me while she calls me cuck
do u like creamy pussies? 🤪
Is this why they call it a "fatty?"
he calls is it the dirty talk challenge 😈
When you cum in a goth girl it’s called a “Screampie”.
They call it the "Scorpion"
The Hottest Pussy Job I Ever Seen I'll Call It The Hot Dog Sandwich 🥪
Blasian Titsuation is what they call it OC
I call myself a slut every time I do it like so
someone once called my nipples "hersheys kisses" and I've never gotten it out of my mind ;)
My lucky hubby called it a reverse gangbang but I think it deserves another name
