Checking out a new store it's called flash and shop
If you wanna fuck me, please call me Mrs. Jazz while you do it. [F] 42
Had a frustrating phone call? Feel free to take it out on me!
I called my wife's friend a slut so she vowed to get revenge and ruin my marriage. But she doesn't know that it is my fantasy for my wife to fuck other men
It’s called aftercare
My teen girlfriend once sucked this older guys thick black cock infront of me because she said “ you know it’s hot baby” and he laughed and called me white boy
My partner calls my ass "hers" and loves to destroy it
they don’t call it good Friday for no reason… 😛
The dishwasher broke and called my neighbor to come fix it!
It must be hard on you knowing your son got snuffed out of existence via car crash, and I'm sure your GF isn't doing any better, go ahead, give her a call, see how she's doing :)
Now its called Hot Water
Not sure what to call this position but I’d love to try it out with someone ;)
When they call them pepperoni I take it as a compliment 😘
Do you like this new bikini on me? If you can call it that even hahaha
put it in my mouth and call me a good girl
When multiple creampies happen inside an orifice, plus heat and friction, it creates a cottage cheese like texture called grool and we like to call this process churning butter!
Called Human Resources on the co-worker who was bullying me. It didn't work out well. Instead of having to take Sensitivity Training he just pounds the HR rep's ass in front of me while she calls me cuck
Is this why they call it a "fatty?"
he calls is it the dirty talk challenge 😈
When you cum in a goth girl it’s called a “Screampie”.
They call it the "Scorpion"
The Hottest Pussy Job I Ever Seen I'll Call It The Hot Dog Sandwich 🥪