She ate McDonald’s, Burger King, Taco Bell, Arby’s and Sonic in a span of two hours. She then ate pork dumplings and fried cheese. She’s still carrying the resulting foodbaby. This is her story.
How hard would you pork me?
To be fair they shouldn’t have said bottomless pulled pork unless they meant it 🤣 #fat #curves lmao
You were browsing through thumbnails on a porn site. You received a notification on your computer 3 minutes after. It was a link sent by your bully that said, "This is what your mom does for a living, bitch! 😝" You immediately clicked on the link and fapped to your mom getting porked by your bully.
Bully: "Your mom offered me some pork tonight. I wouldn't miss it for anything else. 😁😋"