My parents are gone! Do you want to come over for breakfast in their bed? 🥰
She ignored me for sleep......
My mom’s favorite form of punishment was to swap me and my sister’s bodies. Unfortunately, my sister was caught sleeping with a boy the day before our vacation. Now, instead of flirting with girls In bikinis, I’ll be one. She just winked at me from my body, letting me know this is what she wanted…
In our married bed it's even better. Right?
Apparently the early bird gets the worm, then goes back to sleep. Thaaaanks dog 🥰🤣