"Will you stop fucking me for a minute and pull out? It's my husband on the phone asking about the pregnancy test kit he found in the trash. Those pills didnt work. I'm going to have to confess that I have been fucking the pool boy." - Ellie Kemper
"But judge, the probation officer is lying. I did everything you ask me to do. I fucked and swallowed all the people I swindled. I even let the officer keep me as a sex slave for entire month. It's unfair you extending my sentence for 2 more years. What else you want me to do?" - Emma Watson
If I ask nicely will you let me ride you? ☺️
IRTR If I asked you out on a date, why would you say no?
When you finally dare to ask her for it...
I'll share a taste if you ask nicely
Would you ask me on a date in this dress?
Kacey asks for jizz in her mouth, a cock in her ass, and to taste her ass - and she always says "please"
Would you fuck me if I asked nicely?
"Why do you think incest porn is so popular" Sister asked me
You guys keep asking for more, so here's Chinese Exchange Student - Part 3
Is it too early for butt plugs.. asking for a friend😄 (f)
This is the only true answer when someone asks me what I learned in college [OC]
In other words: the superior man's superiority is like the magic contextual factor that makes women do things that would make inferior men ask women afterward: "didn't you say you would never do something as indecent, degrading and pathetic as that?"
I’ll take it all off if you ask nicely
Would you suck on these big areolas if I asked you nicely?
Would you ask to see my boobs if we were hanging out?
Is this too much to ask for?
Aubrey Gold - Asking Her Friends Dad For A Ride
Hubby asked if I needed a rest but I can’t get enough of his friends BBC
When DIY is not good enough, she ask for help. [x-post /r/NSFW_Japan]