“You’ve got to be kidding me right now! I said you could invite one friend over, not ten! Where are all those cocks even going to go, huh? Even if you fuck me 3 at a time we’re going to be here forever.” - Kat Dennings
When your hotwife sends you this video of her and her bull, it makes me go absolutely insane from being so horny
Husband’s friend texted him saying he needed to come by the house soon and asked for my husband’s work schedule. My husband figured it was to find out when he’d be home, not when he was gone. 😂
"It's not my fault. I need you to say you forgive me, you know how bad my anxiety is."
Hot or not ?
a 2008 survey by Baylor University's Institute for Studies of Religion, published by TIME magazine,which polled 1700 respondents, found that 55% of Americans,including 1in 5 of those who say they are not religious,believe that they have been protected by a guardian angel during their life[Wikipedia]
Not Amateur but this picture of China Matsuoka is tasty AF!
My first time doing this, so not suuuuper wild. I think the delivery guy was happy though! 😁
[Michelle B] John Dough Deliberately Aims For Her Face And Not Her Enticing Mouth
Not many things make me this happy :D
not hiding anything
They may not be a handful, but I sure am 😇
Absolutely gorgeous
Absolute Goddess
Sorry for not recording the sound, we are just amateurs :) (your_sucker_punch)
One is nice, so why not two? 🤷♂️
Not Entirely Happy About It :
The guys on my team really miss out by not inviting me to lunch 🙄 [GIF] would you invite me??
Some not so clean fun 🤪
Baby, what sucks is that you're not here :(
Not something you see everyday in a marina
What did you notice first? You have to be absolutely honest 😉